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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

(via elsathesassysnowqueen)

— 12 hours ago with 727694 notes

fuzzykitty01:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

Then you’d be a dumbass

(via elsathesassysnowqueen)

— 12 hours ago with 66400 notes

the-disney-elite:

Ah, what could’ve been…

Here’s some tangible evidence of Animal Kingdom’s never-built land, Beastly Kingdom.

From the top: The original Animal Kingdom logo featuring a dragon. The large dragon’s head that decorates one of the park’s ticket booths. The dragon rock/fountain, once seen on the Discovery River ride. The smoking (and occasionally fire-breathing) cave, ALSO once glimpsed on the Discovery River ride. The Animal Kingdom’s Unicorn Lot sign. A small, plastic dragon released as a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy to promote the park’s opening in 1998. The Happy Meal box containing the aforementioned toy.

(via mickeyandcompany)

— 18 hours ago with 2079 notes
disneycamera:

EPCOT (by Silver1SWA (Ryan Pastorino))

This picture is so good I can’t not reblog it. The Christmas tree, monorail, Illuminations, the reflection, the upside down waterfall… it’s so perfect.

disneycamera:

EPCOT (by Silver1SWA (Ryan Pastorino))

This picture is so good I can’t not reblog it. The Christmas tree, monorail, Illuminations, the reflection, the upside down waterfall… it’s so perfect.

(via mickeyandcompany)

— 19 hours ago with 152 notes
What is up with “thy,” “thou,” “thee,” and “thine”?

djackmanson:

theyuniversity:

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THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

(via the-lady-of-reichenbach)

— 1 day ago with 137979 notes

Anonymous Explains TLoK Ending

Anonymous Explains TLoK Ending

(Source: aint-got-no-mods, via the-lady-of-reichenbach)

— 1 day ago with 19538 notes

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

No, it definitely still applies.
Their GOD.

(Source: mayadevilou, via pandamoniyumz)

— 2 days ago with 401211 notes
georgetakei:

If you don’t know about this age-old controversy, it’s high time you became informed. Don’t know what I’m talking about (or do but need a good laugh), then read this.

georgetakei:

If you don’t know about this age-old controversy, it’s high time you became informed. Don’t know what I’m talking about (or do but need a good laugh), then read this.

(via georgetakei)

— 4 days ago with 7188 notes

korrastyle:

Book 1 Premiere (2012/04/14) & Book 3 Finale (2014/08/22)

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— 5 days ago with 13655 notes

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via the-lady-of-reichenbach)

— 5 days ago with 47692 notes
thedisneyking:

colour-me-creative:

I was in a Disney mood and was finding it hard to decide which Disney princess to draw.. Then this kinda happened.. 😂 I sort of drew Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Snow White, Ariel, Mulan, Jasmine, Belle, Tiana, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Aurora (sleeping beauty) and queen Elsa all mixed up into one colourful princess 😁 it’s definitely .. different! Haha 😂☺️ I hope you guys like it!💕

This is beautiful!!

thedisneyking:

colour-me-creative:

I was in a Disney mood and was finding it hard to decide which Disney princess to draw.. Then this kinda happened.. 😂 I sort of drew Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Snow White, Ariel, Mulan, Jasmine, Belle, Tiana, Pocahontas, Cinderella, Aurora (sleeping beauty) and queen Elsa all mixed up into one colourful princess 😁 it’s definitely .. different! Haha 😂☺️ I hope you guys like it!💕

This is beautiful!!

(via fan-of-disney-art)

— 5 days ago with 4286 notes
spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

(via thatmouseisfamily)

— 1 week ago with 360270 notes

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

I have been at my retail job in Orlando almost a year and never once noticed this. No wonder they just hand me a handful of coins and say, “Help, please.”

(via disneyobsessedtheatergeek)

— 1 week ago with 63664 notes
#money retail ihavenevernoticed 
beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

(via maniacalz)

— 1 week ago with 241179 notes